Gravity Falls: Shake it Off parody

Greetings, friends! For your enjoyment, we present to you Allison's excellent parody of Taylor Swift's Shake it Off, Gravity Falls style. Allison did the heavy lifting on this piece, though I made some few suggestions. Have fun!

Gravity Falls Shake It Off

Dipper:

I stay up too late,

Got Cipher in my brain,

That’s what people say,

That’s what people say.

Mabel:

I go on too many dates,

But I can’t make them stay,

At least that’s what people say,

That’s what people say.

Dipper:

But we keep cruising,

Can’t stop, won’t stop moving,

It’s like I’ve got this sister by my side,

Saying it’s gonna be all right.

‘Cause Bill Cipher’s gonna play play play play play

And Gideon’s gonna hate hate hate hate hate

Baby, I’m just gonna shake shake shake shake shake

Shake it off, I shake it off.

The rift is gonna break break break break break

And our Grunkle is a fake fake fake fake fake

But I’m just gonna shake shake shake shake shake

Shake it off, I shake it off.

Mabel:

I’m always kind and sweet,

I do hundreds of good deeds,

And that’s what she don’t see,

That’s what she don’t see.

Dipper:

I’m fighting on my own,

Trusting no one as I go,

And that’s what they don’t know,

That’s what they don’t know.

Mabel:

But I keep moving,

Can’t stop won’t stop grooving,

It’s like I’ve got this brother by my side

Saying it’s gonna be all right.

‘Cause Ford is gonna play play play play play

And Blendin’s gonna hate hate hate hate hate

Baby, I’m just gonna shake shake shake shake shake

Shake it off, I shake it off.

Fans’ hearts are gonna break break break break break

Gotta make my birthday cake cake cake cake cake

But I’m just gonna shake shake shake shake shake

Shake it off, I shake it off.

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

Bridge

Soos:

Hey hey dudes,

Just think, while you’ve been getting down and out

About the monsters and the dirty dirty secrets of the town,

You could have been getting down,

To this sick beat.

Dipper:

Grunkle Ford wants me by his side,

Mabel’s sad, but I’m just gonna shake it.

Bill:

AND THE NIGHTMARES COMING HERE ARE GONNA MAKE IT WEIRD

WON’T YOU COME ON OUT, FALLERS, WE CAN SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

Dipper:

(Yeah, oh)

‘Cause Bill Cipher’s gonna play play play play play

And Gideon’s gonna hate hate hate hate hate

Baby, I’m just gonna shake shake shake shake shake

Shake it off, I shake it off.

The rift is gonna break break break break break

And our Grunkle is a fake fake fake fake fake

But I’m just gonna shake shake shake shake shake

Shake it off, I shake it off.

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

I shake it off, I shake it off

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

I, I shake it off, I shake it off

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